Captions

So what's this page for? For all those pictures we stumble across and just go "Well bloody hell. If that doesn't scream to be captioned then I don't know what does." So, here they are. If you'd like to send in your own caption for any pictures, simply email me. Include your name, caption, which picture and an email/url if you'd like me to link you. So why are you still here? Get reading!

Caption Five

Zombie: "Honey, I'm home and am in need of some lovin'"
Chris: "Nooooo... ! Perhaps if you wear a blue berret, though."
Zombie: "Anything for you, fresh cheeks!"
By Sarah

Zombie: "Come ON!! I am SO better than that Jill!"
Chris: "Mmmph rrrgh!! Must go stabby with knife!!"
Zombie: "You'll love it, I promise!!"
Chris: "Must.. clench.. buttocks.. no entry.. NO ENTRY!!"
*All the while, Wesker is, somehow, listening*
Wesker: "I didn't hear you complaining last night, Chris!!"
Chris: "Well, you were gentle!!"
By Shannon

Caption Four

"Instead of fighting the plant head on, Chris decided to stare it out... several floors away from its head."
By Sarah

Caption Three

"Dude, have I got the right mansion? Or am I missing something?"
By Sarah

Caption Two

*Jill clings to Chris*
Chris: "Don't be scared, Jill. It will all be over soon."
Jill: "No, no! Chris! No one is here, a perfect time to use that bed over there in this cell!"
Chris: "... You want me to sleep with you?"
Jill: "Yeah, yeah!"
Chris: "But I haven't got any pyjamas, and the lights aren't working and I'm scared of the dark."
Jill: "CHRIS! You won't be needing any..."
By Sarah

Chris: "Jill..."
Jill: "What...?"
Chris: "Can you do something for me?"
Jill: "Sure. What is it?"
Chris: "I want you..."
Jill: "Oh yes!!"
Chris: "TO TOUCH ME DOWN THERE!!"
Jill: "!!"
By Shannon

Caption One

"Since Jill was sleeping, and Rebecca was jogging round the heliport, Chris decided that his Flipper the Dolphin impressions would kill some time. Little did Chris know, that the Tyrant has a fetish for flippers..."
By Sarah

Tyrant: "Come on, Chris!! Take it like a man!! Rebecca enjoyed it!!"
Rebecca: "YEAH!! Wait... what?"
Tyrant: "Oh, you know what I mean, Beccy..."
Chris: *boing* !!
By Shannon

Some pictures thanks to The Last Escape.